5 Alternate Ab Workouts That Aren\’t Really Ab Workouts At All.
Who needs ab workouts anyway? Rather than slaving away with real exercise, why not check out these wonderfully creative, not-at-all insane ways to get those abs you want? Seriously!
#5 No One Cares About Lean Abs in 2010.
What, you didn\’t hear about it? Yeah, no one is really doing those ab workouts anymore, because no one really gives a crap about lean, nice abs. It\’s all about belly flab nowadays — rockin\’ that beer belly is the surest way to self-confidence and romantic success. Maybe we\’ll bring back the lean, toned look one day, but for now, eat on!
#4 Most Extra Fat Finds its Way to Easily Concealable Areas.
I know I was just talking about beer bellies up there, but really, they\’re ultra-rare. You don\’t really need to do any ab workouts because your belly is probably already super-toned anyway. If you\’re eating a lot of junk, don\’t worry — most of that stuff does you a huge favor and goes and hides somewhere out-of-sight, on the back of your legs or maybe in your feet or something. No one really gains any fat on their stomachs. Nope!
#3 Beaches? What Beaches?
Aren\’t beaches all polluted and stuff now? And global warming is making summers all crazy and unpredictable? If you combine that with a few other factors (I\’ll get back to you on what those are once I think of them), you\’ll see that a nicely toned body thanks to a few ab workouts isn\’t really necessary at the beach, as most of the world\’s beaches are empty year-round.
#2 You Can Just Exercise At Your Desk!
You\’ve seen those ads on TV, right? You just strap some electrodes to your stomach, turn on a noisy box with a bunch of wires poking out of it, and — if these ads haven\’t lied to me — start losing all that stomach fat immediately! You don\’t have to break a sweat or burn any calories, because a machine apparently does it for you! Goodbye all other types of workouts!
#1 Aren\’t Diet Pills Just the Best?
Hey, diet pills have always worked, right? No one has ever gotten addicted to them, realized half of them are just sugar pills, or that the other half of them are wonderfully dangerous for your bodies and your health? Nah, no way! Pop those dangerous pills and bid \”adieu\” to those annoying crunches, right?
If, for whatever reason, you\’re still stuck in the dark ages and actually want to do a great abs workout to get a lean, toned body the \”old fashioned\” way, Zuzana\’s workout videos at Bodyrock.TV will take you through it in the best way possible.
